bathtub conversation

Tonight in the bathtub Jonathan started to gnaw on the side wall of the tub. The following conversation then ensued:

Me: Jonathan, what are you doing?

Jonathan: Jonathan eating bathtub.

Me: Oh

Jonathan: Mommy sad.

Me: Mommy is sad that you are eating the bathtub?

Jonathan: Yep.

Me (pretending to pout):

Jonathan: OH NO!! Mommy sad!!!

He then proceeded to reach his hand into his mouth, pretend to scoop something out and rub it into the side of the tub.

Jonathan: All better. Mommy happy again.